15/11/2002 edition

Betting System
" Keep It Simple"

Continued from previous page

Maybe "The Simplest, Legal $$$ Making System In The World" has more appeal.
You are told it is a "simple trifecta system" and the seller has already "enjoyed profitable success". Some poor English expression there. The seller would hardly tell you about unprofitable success! You are also told "this system relies on two key ingredients". Hmm. What are they? Sugar? Spice? Suckers? Anyway, whatever they are you are told "don't be concerned as these ingredients are accessible to everyone." Thanks for that. Some of us must have been anxiously looking around the room on an ingredient hunt!

You are invited to contact "Lifestyle Improvers" at a Morley, West Australia PO Box. "Lifestyle Improvers" could clearly do with some English Grammar Improvers. The big question of course is whose lifestyle is going to improve if hundreds of those systems are sold?

But why bother with a trifecta system when first fours pay more? Then "Predator" has the answer. It's their claimed "Best 'First Four' Racing System in Australia...systems so good... There out of this world" (Yes, that's the spelling, where "There" should be "They're".

Hmmn. You'd certainly hope the profits from using the system are not "out of this world" because if they are you won't find them and they'll be no use to you here.

Tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make "around $800 a week in wages". I'm also going to "make $100 per day" from my TAB and on top of that "make $640 on Saturday". I'm also going to increase my fortune with Australia's "best first four racing system", and should I miss out on getting the first four in any race it won't matter because the "simple trifecta system" will pick the trifecta. Should I go broke and be down to my last $100 no need to worry. I'll "outlay $100" and return "profit $122,300."

This edition of Punt to Win:
Gai Waterhouse - questions need to be answered
Betting systems, tips and scams
Betting odds - risk versus reward
Handicapping tips - weight and class
Money talks - Randwick plunge horses
Money talks - Flemington plunge horses
Money talks - Doomben plunge horses
Money talks - Morphettville plunge horses
Future winners - unlucky horses
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